The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Is not on for a single showing at a single cinema in Leicester. What a disgrace. This is so typical of my luck. The film I've been most looking forward to all year is not even on where I live. It's been a stressful week and this just tops it off. Just hand me the JD now. If anyone from a Leicester cinema is reading this, could they please take pity on me and put on a single showing somewhere. Please.