No Country For Old Men (2007)

Boy had a heard good things about this. My colleague describes being 'literally on the edge of my seat' and went to see it twice at the cinema. It also won four Oscars. And, let's face it, the Coen's have form. I was gutted to have missed it at the cinema and was anxious to catch in on DVD as soon as possible. So will I be adding it to my collection?

I don't think my colleague is exaggerating when he describes himself in very close proximity to the edge of his seat. The first hour or so of this is almost perfect film-making, it's truly tense, dizzying, gripping stuff and the set plays are wonderfully done. I can certainly feel, too, the reasons for the desire to see it twice and enjoy the roller coaster ride again.

The problem is what happens next, after this first hour or so. Rarely, if ever, have I felt so let down, cheated even, by a film.

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The Dark Knight

Every once in a while a film comes along that performs so well at the box office it almost defies explanation. 11 years ago Titanic (not as good as the fans say, not as bad as the naysayers protest) became something of a phenomenon and grossed almost $2 billion worldwide. Nothing has since come close, and when all is said and done it is unlikely that Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight will get anywhere near it either, but it has started like bullet, smashing records with the ease of defeating comic book henchmen. Biggest opening day in history. Biggest opening weekend of all time. Fastest film to $200, then $300. Bif, wham, kapow. This is something of a phenomenon in itself - as we speak it currently occupies the number one slot on the IMDb, unseating The Godfather as the highest ranked film. Critics have also been falling over themselves to praise it, with the few contrarians receiving abuse from ardent fans. The question therefore remains, is it any good?

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Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging

Going into this I found myself very nearly explaining to the girl at the box office why I was buying a ticket. I nearly offered an excuse to the usher that took my stub. And then when I got into a theatre half full of young teenage girls I half thought about declaring to them all why I was going to be joining them.

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The Forbidden Kingdom

This largely unwatchable US take on a Chinese martial arts movie is notable only for the first on-screen pairing of Jackie Chan and Jet Li, and only the most ardent fans of those actors need bother watching Rob Minkoff's insipid and largely unspectacular effort.

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The Lookout (2007)

This surprising and engrossing film focuses on Chris (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who acquires a serious brain injury following a moment of beautiful madness in a sportscar. Haunted by the crash and its tragic results, Chris struggles to find his place until he meets the charismatic Gary Spargo (Matthew Goode) and his gang, including the lovely Luvlee Lemons (Isla Fisher). But things are not all that they seem.

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Donkey Punch

As the credits rolled on Donkey Punch, we are reliably informed that the film was based on "an original story by David Bloom", which is a bit rich since there's not a single original idea in the whole movie. Billed as a Dead Calm for the Ibiza generation, Bloom teamed up with Olly Blackburn, who also directed, to pen a script that would appeal to the 20-something crowd who might enjoy Mediterranean climes, recreational drugs and recreational sex.

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Wall*E

Pixar's latest bar raising, critical ga-ga inducing, box-office smashing effort arrived in UK cinemas a little later than the US, so the glowing reviews have been making their way across the pond for the past few weeks. In fact the praise has been such that people are talking about the possibilities of Wall*E getting a nod in the Best Picture category at next year's Oscars, and not just in the Best Animated Feature slot where it is sure to win. This proves 3 things. 1. Pixar are very good at what they do. 2. It is never too early to talk about next year's Oscars. And 3. there's not much point in having a Best Animated Feature category if, when something genuinely decent comes along, a success in said category is seen as secondary to a berth on the Best Picture roster. I could go on and on about the ludicrousness of having a category where you have an approximate 1 in 12 chance of winning just by making the film, but lets focus instead on the brilliance, or lack thereof of this supposed Best Picture contender.

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Mamma Mia!

Someone once said there are two kinds of people in the world: those that like ABBA, and those that like ABBA but won't admit it. Whether or not it is cool to like ABBA, I'll happily admit that I do and - whilst I wasn't crazy enough about them to rush and see the stage show - I had enough interest to see Mamma Mia on opening weekend. Part of the lure was seeing Pierce Brosnan singing, part of the lure was Meryl Streep, but mostly I was there to hear Voluez Vous, Knowing Me Knowing You and Waterloo in Dolby Surround. Why then was I thinking what on earth possessed me just two minutes in?

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Judi Dench

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Dustin Hoffman

My Blueberry Nights (2007)

As our avid readers will know, I've been gagging for this for ages. Wong Kar Wai is probably my favorite living director, with the possible exception of Terrence Malick, and, despite certain major reservations (Jude Law; Rachel Weisz, see below), I was fascinated by how this, his first American film, would turn out.

Wong's American odyssey tells the story of broken-hearted Elisabeth (Norah Jones) who, after the failure of her relationship with the love of her life, strikes up a relationship with a sweet and charming cafe owner Jeremy (Law) before taking off on a road trip across America and meeting an assembly of motley characters along the way without ever quite leaving Jeremy behind in New York.

I can't help but feel that this could have been so much better than it is. Pretty much everything falls below, if often only just below, those impeccably high standards Wong has set for himself following his spectacular resume. Wong is without oft used cinematographer, the one and only Christopher Doyle, and it shows. The cinematography - particularly the beautiful and exotic contrasts between the sensuous blues and reds that linger like homeless raindrops in the delicate New York night - is good, but it's not great. The acting is good, but it's not great. The dialogue is good, but it's not great. The story and the narrative drive are good but neither are great. The... well, you get the idea. Take the acting - I just can't, in all honestly, swap Tony Leung, the greatest living actor, for Jude Law without accepting that something has been lost. I also cannot believe Wong cast Rachel Weisz in this and my opinion of him has gone down as a result. Weisz is a terrible actress, although she's not as bad here as she often is and I was genuinely shocked to hear she had been cast in this.

Whilst Law is categorically not Leung, he deserves credit here. He gives a subtle and measured performance as Jeremy and must take great credit for the chemistry between his character and Elisabeth which, at times, lights up the film and provides - by far - its best moments. He is, however, eclipsed by debutant Jones. Jones, who has achieved previous fame as a (forgive me Norah) MOR musician, lights up this film. She is as sweet and sensuous throughout - particularly in the excellent scenes with Law - as the bubbling and foaming blueberry pie that interposes itself occasionally on the action. She is the best thing in it and her performance is some achievement for a debut. Wong clearly has an ability to draw great performances out of non-professional actors and actresses. He does here with Jones what he did, in Chungking Express, with a fresh faced and extraordinarily charismatic Faye Wong, though the characters are as different as cheese and blueberry pie.

For me, this is a film of might have beens. The whole thing could have been great but it ends up being merely good. More should have been made of the scenes between Beth and Jeremy and a potentially interesting sideline, involving the always excellent and underrated David Strathairn, is not developed enough. The storyline involving the poker-playing, deceptive, Leslie (Natalie Portman) is unsatisfactory and very unfulfilling, especially in the film's overall context.

This is, by quite some distance, Wong's 'worst' film I've seen and the only one that doesn't earn a recommendation quality grade. That doesn't make it bad but it does, regrettably, make it a disappointment.

B

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Cary Grant

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Laura Linney

Hancock

It is nice to be the contrarian once in a while. Standing up against the critical masses, sticking to your guns on why a film is a complete piece of shit when everyone is losing their head and heralding it as a masterpiece. Or speaking up for a film that has been dumped on by everyone and, not only is it not worthy of such scorn, it is actually so good it doesn't deserve anything other than wholesome praise. I find myself doing the latter in the case of the near-brilliant Hancock.

I keep reading how everyone hates this film, but then I read two rave reviews from respected critics in amongst all those negative ones so I decided to go see it. I'm thrilled I did. This is not only almost certainly going to be the best movie of the summer, it may very well end up in my top 10 for the year. I'm not going to deny it has its problems, but the quality is otherwise so good that they don't detract from the picture that Berg and co have made.

I've mentioned Peter Berg before on this site. He last directed The Kingdom, a less ambitious but well-made picture, that died a death at the box-office. That didn't stop him getting the nod in a big-budget Will Smith July 4 picture, which suggests Berg is gaining some serious clout in Hollywood. Will Smith's July 4th films could probably be directed by you or I and still make money - he is after all the biggest box office draw in the world who hasn't had a box office dud since 2001's Ali (and even that went on to score him an Oscar nomination so can hardly be called a failure. ) Clearly though the summer movie season is all about the big bucks and for Berg to helm this is a serious vote of confidence.

Smith plays the title role, who is a washed up superhero; an inarticulate, inconsiderate drunk who knows not who he is or where he came from. Far from being revered like the traditional superhero, Hancock is vilified by the citizens of Los Angeles due to the thoughtless destruction of property that accompanies every rescue or intervention he exercises. The city loses all patience with him after a latest destructive escapade and issue an arrest warrant. Despite the fact that he can fly off at any time, Hancock gives himself up and serves his sentence after taking advice from a PR consultant (Jason Bateman) whom he just happened to have rescued the day before. The PR guy's big idea is for LA to miss their superhero, ask for his help when they really need him, and for Hancock to show up after some elocution lessons, a makeover and an image branding exercise to save the day with a bit more care and politeness, thus winning over the very people that have cursed his name.

It's a great idea for a film and it is especially welcome to see a superhero film which dares not to tread the same well-worn path that pretty much every single comic book film has trampled down over the years. However the reviews have not been kind, so what have people got against it? Reading through a number of comments since I got back from seeing it, it seems people are down on the third act, complaining that the "big twist" came out of nowhere and not only that, but it caused the film to veer from light comedy to something more dramatic, which ultimately ruined the tone of the whole film. I have two issues with this. 1) Without knowing what it was going in, the "big twist" seemed to me to be very clearly signalled throughout. I don't think Peter Berg intended it as a big twist at all. And 2) The dramatic final act was pretty near-perfect in my eyes.

I really liked some of the choices towards the end, especially (spoilers in white) how Hancock and Mary's only weakness was each other. It seemed really fitting and the scene on the hospital bed when Mary recalled their past was completely convincing. You could feel their love - and yet Mary could only save Hancock by sacrificing herself and Hancock could only save her by leaving her. It was almost Shakespeare-esque and it elevated a super-hero flick above and beyond the scope of anything the genre has seen before.

All three stars are perfectly cast. I've loved Bateman ever since he did Arrested Development and whilst his range is limited, he is always very watchable and has perfect comic timing. Theron - who also appeared in AD - is also effective and looked very hot once she put on that black thing with the black eyeliner. Smith has been consistently delivering great performances for years. The all interacted brilliantly and, as mentioned in the spoiler, that scene on the hospital bed was brilliant and actually had me choked. John Powell's excellent score really hit its stride in the final third as well, and I've been listening to it since I got back from the cinema. Top quality stuff.

Sure there are some issues here and there. Some of the CGI is ropey - especially when Smith is flying at speed. There are implausibilities in the plot, but there's nothing so outrageously improbable that it would take you out of the picture, and I am the very first to complain about plot-holes, believe me. Whatever its faults, nothing even begins to explain the bizarre and pathetic 36% rating on rottentomatoes. I'm totally bewildered by it.

I would normally not hesitate to recommend a movie I was about to give an low A/high B to (I'm torn between an A- and B+) but I'm completely outnumbered so I have to be honest and say you may very well not agree with me. However, I found this to be extremely enjoyable from start to finish. The comic touches at the start, the convincing drama at the end - it all worked. I am not a lone voice rallying against the critical tide, but I am a lonely one. I really do think this is a first rate summer film. In fact scratch that, this is simply a first rate film and if Will Smith's box office numbers hold up as well as usual, then it'll be one of those rare occasions when the public, and not the critics got it right.

A-/B+

Cool Jaws Stuff

Jaws has a hold on me like no other film. I'll be watching it and investigating its sensous mythology for years. Check this out (in a minute)...

Question is....Why didn't they leave some of these shots in? Yes, the shark doesn't look great, and, yes, the great fear of Jaws lurks from the unknown and from what lies beneath, but... that aspect is best explored during the first scene and, later, at Ben Gardner's boat. Would adding these have ruined that? It's up for debate, but why the hell, at the very least, isn't some of this awesome stuff on the deleted scenes of the DVD. Or, can we expect yet another 'xyears' anniversary edition to further exploit us Jaws lovers? Yes. But, of course, I, and many others, will certainly buy it. Shame on you Spielberg, Zanuck, Brown et al. But, you are all, equally, true legends. Shit, check me out, I'm more conflicted that Anankin!

Enjoy...



http://www.jawsmoviearchives.com/deleted_scenes_main.html

MyFilmVault's Greats

One Matt will like, one I'm afraid he won't.

Grace Kelly

Michael Douglas

The Host (Gwoemul) (2006)

Can't muster up huge enthusiasm for a review of this, so it might be briefer than usual, but I'll try my best. In fact, as I suspect is often the case, if there is not much to say about a film that probably reflects its general quality.

The story? Well, it's your average tale of young love, picnicing by South Korea's Han River, on a beautiful, bright, summer's day, gazing longingly into one another's eyes, the sweet echoes of the water meandering delicately in the background, when... everyone is attacked by a kind of giant, mutant, tadpole which, as all tadpoles surely do, means serious business. The rest of the film is spent half following an excruciating family melodrama and half trapping and killing the ludicrous specimen in question.

The problem with this is that it is territory that has been very successfully ploughed before, by giant self-effacing earthworms, in 1990's brilliant Tremors, and will be again (looking at it from 2006), by a giant rampaging monster, in 2008's far brillianter, Cloverfield. I choose the two films deliberately, as The Host has neither Tremors' charm and zest for life, nor Cloverfield's spectacular originality, scope and suspense. Of course, there are notable echoes of this in Cloverfield's giant footprints and it would be churlish to deny that, but they are distant echoes at that. The Host is a film that can't decide which of the two it wants to be, a. Tongue in cheek monster rampage a la Tremors, or the equally hilarious Critters - "they have weapons", "so what?", "fuck" (genius, though possibly not if you've never seen it). Or, b., Monster rampage movie. And it hugely suffers as a result.

One particular reason it suffers is the ludicrously annoying and irritating family at the centre. I defy anyone not to want the tadpole to consume them all in one mighty tadpole gulp, particularly during one utterly hopeless, almost deranged, scene where they start fighting in a rescue shelter. All their skills are, of course, eventually combined in the final showdown, something you see coming right from the word go.

Actually, I'm realising as I write this that it deserves a much lower grade than I was originally going to give it. The tadpole emerging from the water scene for its initial rampage is very effective and enjoyable but, honestly, the rest is just frogspawn.

D

Oh dear, I've just found out there's going to be a sequel.

MyFilmVault's Greats

Paul Newman

This is England (2006)

As it so often does, it took me a long time to get round to seeing this. In fact, it even took terrestrial TV. This was the first vaguely interesting thing on on Film 4 for months, so I settled down a few weeks ago for a hopefully entertaining night absorbed in a supposedly excellent (for once) British film.

Sadly, as with many British films, this doesn't cut the (English) Mustard. It's not far away but ultimately suffers from that great pitfall that befalls so many films, whether English or not, the dreaded ending. This is England is a prime example of how an interesting and largely very enjoyable film can be so diminished in effectiveness and enjoyment by its ending. A great shame.

Anwyay, This is England focuses on young Shaun (Thomas Turgoose), who is taken under the wing of local hard man and petty criminal Woody and his gang. Everything goes swimmingly, and Shaun is able to forge a number of important relationships until Woody's old friend, Combo, comes out of prison. Combo (Stephen Graham) has a much nastier side to him than all the others in the gang - he is a racist with ties to the national front. As the gang splits apart, which side will Shaun take and why?

This is a powerful film. How could it not be, given the subject matter? Well, I can think of a number of films with hard-hitting subject matter that are not all that powerful. Subject-matter alone is not enough, it has to be handled well (a la American History X, to chose a relevant example) and director Shane Meadows does, largely, handle it well. One scene in particular where a genuinely terrifying Turgoose confronts a local Asian shopkeeper. It is a brilliant scene with high-impact value and represents the film at its absolute, effective, zenith. Sadly, it's all largely down hill from this great pinnacle.

Meadows is aided by some excellent performances. Turgoose is startling good and delivers the kind of powerhouse performance someone of his tender years should simply not be capable of. There is also a great balance of chemistry in his relationships with Woody, played by Joe Gilgun, the film's best and most effective performer, and the charmingly amusing Smell, beautifully drawn by the effervescent and bubbly Rosamund Hanson. Andrew Shim also delivers a subtle and neatly understated performance as Milky, the sole Afro-Carribean kid involved in the group. And Graham is suitably terrifying, disturbed and conflicted as the violent racist. Meadows deserves great credit for moulding and shaping all of these performances into a very effective, coherent and realistic whole.

It's really just the ending that lets this down, but it lets it down badly. It's rushed through, detatched and utterly fails to land the knockout blow the action had been leading to as a result, that even despite a shimmering, almost Hitchcockian, level of tension and suspense building in the last full scene. It's a great disappointment. In reality, the previous hour or so deserved a lot lot more. A real shame.

Still, this is an intruiging, watchable and well-drawn film well worth investing an evening in. Lest we forget, the violence depicted in the film's most hard hitting and demanding scenes, and the messages that connect to and create it, is still endemic on British streets. Racism is not dead. And that is a message central to the film and one each and every one of us needs to be reminded of again and again until it finally and eventually does become obsolete.

B-

Life is Beautiful (La Vita E Bella) (1998)

WARNING: SPOILERS

This is one of the longest standing films on my review backlist, and, as I approach 30, my memory is fading so this might be briefer than usual.

The main question is how have I managed not to see this film in the 10 years since it which shot onto the world stage and made it's eccentric director and star, Roberto Benigni, a global sensation (who has subsequently disappeared from all mainstream view)? It also won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language film that year, as so many 'foreign language' films centred on kids seem to do. Set in an Italian concentration camp during the latter stages of the Second World War, this now well known story tells the charming but brutally tragic tale of Guido, who uses humour to deflect the true realities of concentration camp life from his young son and who manages to convince him that the whole thing is just an elaborate game.

Benigni delivers an astonishing and memorable performance as Guido and eats up every scene with dramatic gusto and relish. This is Benigni's darling and it shows. So much passion and energy is invested in every scene, every line, every look, you become hopelessly entangled in the whole astonishing spectacle to such effect that you, too, suspend belief about the realities of concentration camp life and begin to hope and wish they will just come through this misty game. However, Benigni is clever enough not to let you forget entirely - the loss of humanity for all those involved on the other side is made particularly apparent in one scene where Guido meets an old friend, Doctor Lessing, who is on the camp staff, in the canteen. The true harrowing reality of this moment only fully hits home as the credits role and the tears flow. It's a great scene and Benigni deserves great credit for the tragic structure of the whole film and the impact of it's hardest punches (and they are hard) amid genuine moments of sweetness, light and humour. If I have spent much time on Benigni, I cannot apologise. The other performances are, of course, fully commendable and add vital layers to every sensuous thread Benigni is weaving. Nicoletta Braschi, as Guido's wife, Giorgio Cantarini, as his son, and Horst Buchholz, as Lessing, deserve particular and obvious mention. However, this is Benigni's stage, his moment and his achievement. It is his film in every sense.

I said my memory was failing. It maybe is, but there is no way a film like this cannot but linger in the confines of one's mind, no matter how dusty and cobwebbed it may be. I defy anyone not to cry as the credits role and, as I have said, the film's true impact and depth hits home, namely the scene I mention and many others besides. Particularly the moment of Guido's death. I hate spoilers but feel I cannot comment fully on this great film without commenting on this. There is no Hollywood demise, no last great, heroic, speech, no lingering sense of trauma Willem Defoe style. Guido is simply taken behind a building, quite unexpectedly, and shot off camera. Nothing, surely, can represent the true reality of facism and its horrors than this. This is how many millions lost their lives in 1940's Europe, and how they continue to lose them today in similar conditions. No speech, no words, no last shout or shriek even, just the lingering dust of silent human heroism hanging softly and delicately on the night air.

A+

Into the Wild (2007)

My colleague was not a huge fan of this, but I always felt there might be something here I could enjoy. This is, in many ways, a very Matt film - it's a (Sean-Penn-helmed) biopic about a young man, Christopher McCandless, who gives all his savings to charity, leaves his family and friends behind, and goes off, 'into the wild', on a long journey towards the Alaskan wilderness. It's the kind of life I might dream of if only I had the courage to contemplate living it. Anyway, did I end up agreeing with my colleague's C+ (from memory) or not?

First, the good. This is a stunningly beautiful film, deserving of being mentioned in the same breath as 2007's The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Film. However, Eric Gautier's job here is far less demanding than Roger Deakins' in Jesse James, as the mood approaches wildlife documentary and doesn't have as many of the emotional complexities and themes reflected in Deakins' stunning, expansive and bleak American wilderness. Still, this doesn't detract from the beauty of the images and Gautier should be commended for an excellent job.

The performances are also good. Emile Hirsch (a dead ringer - surely no accident? - for a young Sean Penn) does a good job as the film's protagonist McCandless. William Hurt and Marcia Gay Harden are as dependable as always as his despairing parents and the film is well narrated by Jena Malone, who plays McCandless' sister Carine. The film is largely driven, and memorable, however, by a number of shortish cameos, by Vince Vaughn, the beautiful Catherine Keener, Brian H. Dierker and, particularly, the excellent Hal Holbrook, who delivers the film's standout, albeit, brief, performance.

The problem is that that performance also demonstrates how off-kilter the film is, or at least becomes. I don't think it ever quite decides whose side you're supposed to be on. So much screen time and audience energy is invested in McCandless and his adventures and yet you are left with this detatched feeling when it comes to his incredibly selfish interaction with other characters, something not really, or at least not properly, picked up on by the film's narration and, indeed, narrator. This is particularly true of the film's best scene, involving Hirsch and a supremely despondant and emotional Hal Holbrook. who invests it with a genuine and deep pathos. Your opinion of McCandless slides and slies after that point, but you cannot but help feel that it's not supposed to. The last hour or so feels hopelessly unbalanced as a result.

Also, the ending is absolutely awful and flies in the face of much of what the rest of the film has been attempting to say. Clearly this film was made with the cooperation and input of McCandless' family and perhaps this is what they truly perceived to be his 'redemtpion'. It is important to bare these things in mind when you're reviewing a biopic - this is after all about a young man's life - but it equally isn't right to ignore such issues and it certainly doesn't do justice to the film's (admirable) purpose.

So there we have it. If this review feels a little confused, I'm glad, as that reflects how I feel as I've written it. It's worth watching but just expect to have a strong opinion afterwards and to not necessarily feel entirely satisfied. I firmly believe that Penn has a great film in him. This isn't - yet - it.

B- (so the answer to that inevitable question I began by posing is nearly : )

Wanted

Ah, summer movies. Don't you just love them? No, actually I hate them. I despise the summer movie season and have barely mustered enough enthusiasm to get to the cinema more than once a month since April (summer starts early in cinema-land.) But being the UK's most loved cinema critic*, every now and again I feel I ought to get my arse into a movie theatre and watch some brainless popcorn fare, so yesterday I did.

Actually, if I'm honest I was quite looking forward to Wanted ever since I saw the trailer with Angelina Jolie dressed only in an impressive array of tattoos emerging from some sort of bath, dripping wet and looking positively stunning. And when it comes to brainless action flicks, they quite often prove to be far more satisfying than those worthy, earnest pictures that are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. There's no air of pretension here - director Timbor Bekmambetov has simply set out to film some jaw dropping action set pieces and keep the high octane plot moving so quickly you don't get chance to dwell on its ridiculousness. And if we judge a film by what it sets out to try and be rather than judging it against a standard it never aspired to, you have to give this one a pretty solid thumbs up.

Bekmambetov made his name (and what a name it is) directing Night Watch and Day Watch, 2 breathless, adrenaline filled action films that were huge in Russia, and which played pretty well overseas too. I managed 20 minutes of the incomprehensible first before bailing, however will concede that the director had a certain flair for action sequences. That flair hasn't escaped him in his first Hollywood film - in fact some of the action sequences in Wanted are as good as you'll see. There's a couple of especially brilliant scenes worthy of mention. In the first, Angelina Jolie flips her car over a police road-block, onto the side of a knocked over bus, and then drives off. In the second a train spectacularly derails off a bridge spanning two mountains either side of a huge gorge. A film can't get by on amazing CGI-enhanced action alone though (see Transformers for proof, in fact save your money and don't bother). You need some semblance of decent acting, or a decent script: preferably both. I think here they had the former rather than the latter. McAvoy is effective enough in his big Hollywood break. Jolie looks great. Freeman plays the same role that he always plays in these films. They are all effective though.

The plot however is complete crap. For the record, James McAvoy plays a complete nobody who just happens to be the son of one of the world's greatest assassins. Someone who can harness his almost superhuman power into ridding the world of bad guys as instructed by the (and I'm not making it up) the "loom of fate", which is so ludicrous it doesn't deserve further explanation. McAvoy gets drafted into to a group of assassins to replace his slain father, and embarks on a mission to avenge his death by killing the rogue assassin who killed him. Aside from the loom of fate, we have the problem of a final act involving thousands of explosive rats: surely the dumbest conceit in recent movie history.

Despite this failing, I am going to give the film a pass. Summer films are usually braindead crap and this may well be braindead and it may well be crap, but it has enough quality about it to get a half-recommendation from me. Everyone involved seems to be intent on simply making a fun, watchable action film and they pitch it just right. Wanted is very good at being what it wants to be and for my money that's far more enjoyable than seeing a film that aspires to greatness, but which comes up woefully short.

C+

*as voted by the editor of myfilmvault.com

Two more greats

Ben Kingsley

Diane Keaton

Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)

Don't you just love it when a film comes along and exceeds all your hopes and expectations and leaves you with that wonderful trembling feeling of joy reverberating all throughout your body like a guitar string strum in the darkness of a quiet, empty, attic. This, in essence, is 2005's Me and You and Everyone We Know.

In a way, this is typical American Indie fayre and it has scooped a number of prestigous awards along the way. It tells the story of Richard (John Hawkes), a young divorcee struggling to adjust to a new life as a single parent, and Christine (Miranda July), an equally struggling artist, and a strange and intimate connection the two forge following a chance encounter. Of course, in typical Indie tradition, it's about a lot more than that too...

...Particularly kids. This film has some magical performances in by kids (particularly the excellent Brandon Ratcliff), who depict some very interesting and strange young relationships of the kind forged by young people today as they, too, struggle to cope with an ever changing and often frightening world. And yet, that's possibly the best thing about this film. It has a great lightness of touch and that message gets lost in a dynamic screen environment where the word cynicism has no possible meaning or reality. This is a film that, at times, touches on some very serious themes (including the threats, both phsyically and emotionally, faced by this generation of kids), but somehow you never know it. It has to be seen to be believed that a film can carry such strong messages without being in any way preachy. July wrote, directed and starred in this and she deserves unbelievable credit for her astonishing achievement. Contained in this, too, is by far the scene of the year, the first to be nominated by me as such. It is a sublime scene, somehow touching on the dangers of todays internet technologies whilst delivering a totally unexpected moment of sublime and unashamed joy. Perfection.

Don't get me wrong, this is not for everyone and it does have its flaws. I say that a lot. But unlike most times when I say that, this time, I've got to add that everyone should watch this and give it a try. I can readily imagine a large part of the film-watching fraternity and sorority hating this, but I'd still recommend that everyone, everyone, give it a try. You might just find joy, fun, tragedy, tears, vast vast dollops of well-judged quirkiness and, most importantly, a slice of that wonderful, amorphous, indistinguishable, thing known as life.

A-

Teeth

When will filmmakers realise that we've had enough of vaginal castration horror-comedies? However, what first time director Mitchell Lichtenstein's film lacks in originality, it makes up for by being the very best vaginal castration film I have ever seen. In fact, it makes all the other gash gnasher movies look positively inadequate by comparison.

For those that are wondering whether vaginal castration might in fact be a euphemism for something else entirely (what, I'm not sure), I'm afraid not. The film features graphic scenes of men being literally dismembered by something referred to as vagina dentata, which is exactly what you think it is: a toothed vagina.

The lucky/unlucky girl (you'll have your own view) with the affliction is a pro-abstinence teenager named Dawn. She prides herself on pledging to hold on to her virginity until her wedding day, and takes time to encourage other teens to follow her example. By following a strict adherence to complete purity, Dawn is still a stranger to her own body, which will turn out to be bad luck for a number of men because her own body really is quite strange. When she meets a new student Tobey and finds herself unable to stop dreaming of being with him, they very soon start cavorting in a lake in the woods. However, Tobey turns out not to be quite the dashing gentleman we perhaps thought, starts to quite deliberately ignore Dawn's wishes, and quickly gets what's coming to him. The castration that you know is coming is handled well, but Lichtenstein (the director, not the country) is only just warming up because we've got 3 more such scenes and they get better and better!

Lichtenstein cleverly ratchets up the black comedy with each intimate encounter, arguably saving the best 'til last. There's a particularly hilarious scene when she visits a gynaecologist, which I wouldn't do any sort of justice if I even tried to begin to describe it. Safe to say though that out of the 20 people in the theatre, 20 were laughing out loud; everyone seemed to be enjoying it immensely. This wasn't the sort of cinema experience where you're laughing at all the humour and you're wondering why no one else is.

The unenviable task of portraying the afflicted female falls to the talented Jess Weixler. Whilst she has some missteps with her portrayal here and there, this is largely a very impressive debut in a role that could scarcely have been more challenging to convince in. Support is solid without being spectacular, and if one was feeling grumpy I could focus on a few other annoyances, but it is extremely difficult to come out of this film and feel like that. It is the most unlikely subject matter to put you in a good mood but it did just that for me. Lichtenstein has poked fun at the American pro-abstinence crowd, homing in on the fervent religious nutcases that believe masturbation is a sin, children shouldn't be taught about the anatomy for fear of making them want to fornicate and that even watching kissing on TV is something to be avoided at all costs.

Teeth is a surprisingly intelligent and funny sub-horror, that is well worth 90 minutes of your time. I may see better films this year, but I'll wager I wont see a better vaginal castration movie for a fair while.

B+

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Had this in my mind for a while but wasn't quite sure how I wanted to lay it out. Think I've solved it - I'm happy with it at least!

Over the next few weeks I will be putting together pages for our most honoured actors, actresses and directors. First up a triple bill of 3 of our most nominated men:

Tony Leung

Morgan Freeman

James Stewart

The Woods (2006)

Why, oh, why, am I constantly seduced by the idea of horror films? I think it's something akin to my colleague's unwavering optimism that a good Saw film can be, and eventually will be, made. I search high and low for quality horror only to be disappointed. So, does this fill any gaps?

Put it this way, there is a reason none of you have heard of this. This atrocious piece of filmmaking centres on a young "delinquent" girl sent to a mysterious boarding school (located, oh yes, in the middle of some eerie, haunted, woods) to be reformed. There is some absurd backstory about some witches possessing the school and the woods. Come to think of it, why did I rent this again? Should I not at least have been warned by the fact that it's directed by someone called Lucky McKee?

Anyway, it's not at all scary, there are no thrills and spills and I turned it off after an hour. I did last an hour, however, and I'm proud of that. It's atrocious, completely unfrightening tripe, which at times crosses over from the absurd to the offensive (the heroine is referred to as "firecrotch" by her bitchy classmates because she has red hair. Oh dear, oh dear.)

However, there is one truly scary and frightening thing about The Woods. Patricia Clarkson is in it. Yes, that Patricia Clarkson. The Patricia Clarkson revered by critics and the indie-film watching fraternity. Yes, the same Patricia Clarkson who acts the screen off to awesome effect in the wonderful Station Agent. And it was made in 2006, so no excuses there Patricia. I think Patricia should have taken the advice I'm about to give you:

Don't go down to the woods today!

F

All I'm saying is that it's a odd feeling watching a career end before your very eyes.

A well-respected critic talking about M Night Shyamalan's new film. Wonder what Matt, a bone fide Shyamalan fan, will make of it.

Thought of the Week #1

Thought I'd start up a 'short' new segment on an interesting issue raised in the world of film during the week. This week's inaugural effort comes courtesy of an insightful commentator on this very site - titles that can get lost in translation.

Our commentator noted that 'Lust, Caution', in translation loses a large amount of symbolic allegory from the Mandarin original and a clever play on words. The Mandarin ('Colour Ring') makes an important symbolic nod to the film's pivotal scene as well as retaining the force of what is implied in the English translation. I also happen to think Lust, Caution is one of the worst titles ever, but that's by the by.

Can anyone think of any other titles which suffer in translation? I'll kick off with two.

1. Indigenes - The Translation, Days of Glory, loses a large amount of the political force implied in the original French and reflected in the political tone and disillusionment of the film, particularly the spectacular last reel. The original French points to the isolation and huge sense of irony felt by the North African soldiers we follow during the film upon the supposed 'integration' of these men, and thousands like them, into French indigenous life following the 2nd World War and the battles over equal rights and respect for non native-born Frenchmen that followed. These men fought and died, like indigenous Frenchmen, for those (supposedly) French values of 'liberte, egalite, fraternite' but the reward for their heroic sacrifices was continuing isolation and inequality, the lot of outsiders. The huge sense of poignancy of the last scene, as the last surviving soldier sits alone, in his small room, at the end of the film is regrettably not reflected in the English translation of the title. A huge shame.

2. Okay, so if we got that one wrong, let me leave you with a spectacular failure by the French to capture the essential essence and frightening terror of one of the greatest films ever made. Jaws is called 'Les Dents de la Mer', 'The Teeth of the Sea', in French. A truly spectacular example of how such an expressive and essential title (in both sense of that word) can be so easily lost.